"Oh man!' he says. "I wonder if the warranty covers dog damage. Don't leave before I call them to see that way we won't have to charge you for a new one." I'm grateful, those things can run a couple hundred bucks (yes, I know Walgreens sells $20 generic one size fits all night guards, I've chewed through about 3 of them). The ones my dentist makes fit to your teeth perfectly and are made of a hard material that lasts a couple years.
His hygienist, who is also pregnant and due a month before me, yells after him, "Tell them she's pregnant!"
Everyone takes pity on a pregnant girl who can't sleep because her teeth are grinding too hard, right?